Promoting Trumps New Party, Candace Owens says, ‘Trump is the least racist in the room when he is in a room with the Proud Boys and David Duke .’
1. Trump’s use of the term “vicious dogs” wasn’t because of racist undertones, but a scare tactic for thugs to stand down.
2. Trump’s China ban was not racist but necessary because of COVID-19. Trump’s ban on Haiti, Sudan, Nigeria, and other African nations well that was because they were “shithole countries” No racists here.
3. The President said he did the most for black people and cited his work on criminal reform. He would have done more if he knew that most black people are not criminals.
4. Trump calls himself the Law & Order President because he stands on the shoulders of those before him, such as Goldwater and Nixon.
5. Trump denounced White Supremacy unless publicly asked to do it because publicly it is polite to acknowledge good people on both sides.
6. Yes Trump said stand back and stand by but he meant to say stand down. It was a fraudulent slip. No Freudian. Not fraudulent. Just look away.
7. Trump says to Suburban America he will protect their American Dream. He will explain once we elect him what he is protecting them from.
8. Trump says when asked about Russia he won fair and square in 2016. (Russia? Where?) Now 2021, with the minority vote on the rise, election fraud is a real possibility.
9. Trump calls American cities disgusting, rat and rodent infested. It is pure coincidence that same cities are majority black.
Noelle Newman is a Baltimore based comedy writer, satirist, and an outstanding trial attorney (toot-toot).
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